What
I know About Oysters
What
I know about most about oysters
Is
that they taste good smoked and on crackers
Every
year at Thanksgiving and Christmas
Amongst
the savory, sweet , and delicious
Always
there nests on of our favorite dishes
Ready
with a plate of inconsequential crackers
Prepared
for voraciously avid snackers
I
could make an Alice
But
the best oyster poetry is served up with beer
I
could speak of the wonders of pearls so pearly
But
as jewelry goes , I think their quite tacky
The
best qualities and oyster possesses
Are
those that are snacky and on crackies
At
least until recently
Cuz
one time,
My
cousin ate a bad tin
And
as soon as oysters were in
They
were out again
Spilling
themselves in vomitrocious wonder
All
over the floor
So
now we don’t eat smoked oysters
On
crackers anymore
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